just writing to say that people who come to this blog, please feel free to leave comments,seriously. i mean,if you think i'm selling my stuff at too high a price, you can say stuff like, "ARE YOU FUCKING ROBBING US YOU BLOODY BITCH?!"  or if you think i have bad taste, you can also leave constructive comments like," YOUR TASTE IS SO BAD, COWDUNG WILL TASTE LIKE CAVIAR TO YOU!HAHA, WHORE!" . i'm truly not going to get angry. i feel kind of sad that i don't even have one comment from the "outside world" , so even criticism is better than nothing. i'm pathetically bored, i even treat criticism as entertainment.

or i know i know! if you really like my um...(whaddaya call that?) descriptions on the clothes like you find them funny or whatever, do leave a comment also. you can say anything, like, "that is fucking funny. i have a boyfriend and i'm going to fuck him right now because it's fucking funny and my life rocks"
yea, you can say anything. and i don't have a boyfriend,i am a virgin and my life sucks, but that's just me. hey,but at least i'm "fucking funny" right? 

oh,by the way i have another blog, it's called just-fark-off.blogspot.com

i don't sell stuff there. i mostly just criticise people and write in a way that totally doesn't sound like myself in real life. yes, surprise.

Kang Li's stuff

Hey there. I'm Belvia's good friend plus consultant for this blogshop. And I earned 40 cents already, yay! But since I'm seriously broke, I need to sell more stuff. Here are mine:



KL #1
It catches the light in a very attractive way, won't sell it if I can fit into it cos my torso quite big. Suitable for people who wear M-size clothes that will look abit too big on them. S-size even better. I'm M by the way. Its just that I feel very uncomfortable and that the seams are gonna break anytime when I wear them. Yeah. Going for only $20!! I bought it for about 35 bucks lah.

Never wore it out of the house. Only tried (and thinking how the seams are gonna break) at home.


KL #2
Guess how much I'm selling this for? Its $5 for ya! Seriously, no kidding. I haven't worn it out even once. If you are wondering why so cheap, its because the 'brand' is Bluesky. Heh. Its super big (L), can use as a top or something.


KL#3
These are the heels I wore to prom. Only once. Don't worry, I don't have athlete's foot or fungus in my foot. And look, I bought it for $35.90 but I'm cutting it to $20! How great is that?


KL #4


Cotton On shirt, stretchable, going for $5!

#18

tie dye halter-neck top in indigo,,white and green in case you're colourblind but still want to look nice. and it's partially strechable so that's always handy right,you don't want your clothes starting to rip when you've only barely moved your elbow an inch too far. it's $17. beg me for discount

#17

it is supposed to be nice ok. except it's not ironed. if you don't have big hips/ if you look anorexic but somehow has a pert butt,it'll look perfect on you. too bad my hips somehow expanded. too bad for me but good for you all what. buy it! $12?

#16

gold(not real la,of course) earrings that i have never worn out before,so if you don't like my face,at least you can say you don't have the same style as me. another thing that's too matured for me. my face,my speech(which goes fuck fuck fuck at 5 times per minute) doesn't make me a suitable candidate to wear this thing. somehow i think this earrings should be worn be poised,tall people. not me. don't know why i bought it. you can have it at $2.50?

#15

another shirt i didn't iron. it's quite nice actually,the only reason why i don't like it is because you know like,china people like to wear du-dou right,those kind of underwear that are supposed to be chinese versions of bra? yea. so i'm selling this for $8.

#14

it's a simple spaghetti(i have no idea why they call it spaghetti,it's not a fun word) strap top that i dug out from somewhere in my drawer. i won't say it's new cos i don't even know when i bought this shit but what i want to say is that i haven't worn it for more than two times. you can trust me. cos like boyfriends, you don't forget clothes you like and have worn for many times,just like you don't forget boyfriends you like and fucked for many times. anw,you get it.  i want to sell this for um... $9? what i don't like about it is the internal bra. you know,like,another elastic thing to support your boobs as if your bra is not making your boobs feel super hot alrd. i guess people with pre-pubescent boobs can buy this then you don't need to wear bra inside,but at the same time can practice wearing a bra.good right?or you can wear it to a holiday at a beach resort in philippines where the people there at the resort are all your servants and hance you don't care if they can see your nipples showing from underneath. plus,not wearing a bra will cool you down by degrees. and this stupid thing can support your boobs too so they won't sag so if some hot guy come over and says hi he will be arounsed by your 3D nipples,but then will see you do not have droppy boobs too and will fall head over heels over head over heels.

contact me on facebook by sending me a fb message or you can add me on msn and we can take things over properly. thanks.

#13

fuck la,actually i like this a lot. ok,i don't care. i'm not selling this. doesn't it make you want to commit suicide? like you see alrd cannot get ahahahahaha!it's from river island btw

#12

the caption is quite fun but it's still unforgivable. this shirt is unforgivable. i hate the colour. maybe you'd like it. please take it away from me at $ 12. thanks. plus it's from OP if it's any help.

#11

it's so crumpled because i didn't iron it. sorry! but it's adidas so it must be good right? since they use child labour(actually i'm not sure) their stuff must be intricate. plus i bought this because it's a unique design. but guess what,my boobs feel suffocated. please,people buying this must not have boobs bigger than C cup. it's all for your own good.

it's $25.

by the way,i only accept cash. thanks

#10

halter neck top from island shop. the back of the halter neck thingy,where you tie, is secured with wooden buttons. quaint right?  the colour was too dull for me. i've never felt my mood in this colour before. maybe if you're the emo kind you can buy this. for $25 you can wear your heart on your sleevless body. i know! you can wear this to a beach vacation that you really really didn't want to go to. and you can make your face up super prettily,but still wear a scowl on your face. glamour with attitude right?  contact me asap k?thanks!

#9

buy this shirt and you get this horsey earring. only one side of the earring however,sorry ah,i lost the other side.. how's $18 sound? toldja i have damn many pink things. and the stiched words say lulu guiness. 100% cotton if that's any encouragement for you to buy. and it's smooth and perfect for people of any size.

#8

it's purple earrings made of oyster shells and some round beads that look like pearls but are not actually pearls. it's too um... matured for me. i think. maybe if you're the proper type or if you LOOK like the proper type who doesn't pester your friends and act retardedly,you might want to consider buying this.

$3.50?  send me a fb message if you want to buy. or email me la. whatever.

crazy. got 10 hongkong people viewing this blog right now. i don't even know any hongkong people in real life except andy lau. anyway,to all the hong kong people stalking this blog,if you want to buy these things please fly here k? thanks. and to all the hong kong people viewing this blog,i would really appreciate if you stop including dog/rabbit meat in your diet. thanks.

#7

i have ten thousand other pink things. and a game of life but i'm not selling that,ok,maybe sometime i will sell the game of life cos i have absolutely no use for it.

anyway,i'm selling these pink things as a set for $20? the shorts is from levis but the tube top is like,no brand.

the tube top can and will expose your stomach. if you think you have a great figure,by all means buy this thing. you can wear it for jogging or whatever,frankly i don't care,so long as the person who buys it looks fantastic in it.  please email me,thanks. or send a fb message.

#6

i wanted to model this but i couldn't . too bloody small. not like,really teeny la,i mean,like,my arms won't fit. i think sometime after i bought this my armspan grew like double. i only wore it like 4 times? so sad right. but it's genuine fila and i really like it. i really really like it. i don't feel like selling it but i also cannot wear might as well let other people look pretty while i earn some money. (wtf,it rhymes) plus you cannot find this design alrd.
i suggest short people(short people more likely to have short arms,scientifically proven) buy this. preferably shorter than me,i'm 155cm.or you all can buy for your little sisters for their birthdays/belated christmas present? really,if you're(or whoever else is going to wear it) not shorter don't buy this or else you receive this product only then get angry with me. i have business ethics ok.

i want to charge $40.00 for this thing cos i really really like it. i kind of hope no one buys it cos i really like it but i can't wear it. aiya,ok la,if you also really really like it send me a message on fb saying "i don't eat dog meat and i want to buy your blue fila jacket at a discount!!!!!"

maybe i can charge you $35.00

SOLD! YAY! thanks Chun Yi!

#5

i know this stupid thing is not rotated properly because i am an idiot and i don't know how to rotate this shit. and i didn't tie this stupid thing because i didn't think about tying it. i suggest tall people with boobs smaller than C cup buy this shirt. then the part where you tie the ribbon can reach your waist not like me only reach my hips. and better if you wear with jeans but i currently don't have any jeans to sell. and this shirt is in some egotistical style,thought you might like to know. ok,enough crap. give me $12 for this thing. thanks.

sidenote:look at my french manicure. i did it myself!!:)

#4

my mum bought this. please buy it from me.
$2.50?
but i suggest if you're going to buy this at $2.50 you better buy other stuff also. or else your mrt fare/ you pay me $1 for my mrt fare is so not worth it.

#3

stop staring at my boobs. thanks.
i recommend people with big boobs to buy this cos this shirt is like full of buttons. then you can unbutton the top three to show off  your boobs. bonus if you have a flat waist too cos then you can unbutton the bottom 3. i had to button up the entire thing because my dad doesn't allow me to expose myself indecently on the internet can you believe it but i am exposing myself indecently everywhere else everyday. aiya,whatever la.
$15 can? i never wear before,too office-like for me. i thought i could carry it off,then when i finally see my face+ this shirt, i'm like meh!

if you have big boobs + flat waist i give you on the spot discount of $2. because this shirt is so meant to be worn with the majority of buttons unbuttoned. trust me.

#2

i put in 3 almost identical pictures to capture you people's(with attention deficit disorder aka ADD) attention.
please buy this lameass hairclip at $4.00.
it is damn tight because i never use before.
please go to my facebook page and add me asa friend or send me a message saying you want to buy this thing and cannot sleep and cannot eat (key words) because you really want it. if you really follow my instructions i give you discount.right,my facebook account is http://www.facebook.com/reqs.php#!/profile.php?id=100001604333893
i know i look retarded but don't be scared just because i look retarded. thanks.

#1

nice right?
i don't like to wear necklaces. if you like then i can sell you this for like, um... $7.50?
if you want it to be cheaper you can email me at uniquelybellviea94@hotmail.com. better still please send me facebook message because i check my facebook everyday. add me as a friend on facebook i accept weirdass people as friends cos i'm weird. oh ya, and i prefer to meet at jurong point aka boonlay mrt, but if you want me to deliver can i ask you to pay and extra charge of about um...$1? thanks!

Its a blogshop!

Hey, I'm Kang Li, and I'm helping dear belvia to sell her stuff. If you don't like her but you like me, you can still buy her stuff okay, I'm getting a measly 5% of her money! So, buybuybuy!!

This blog will be mainly selling clothes, and accessories. There will be freebies if you buy! Like this one:

The first 3 persons to spend $15 will get one of these, or other nice stuff. Yay! Its tinted lip balm by the way.